Look, were not saying that all modern movies are subliminal message-laced mind control, insidiously manufactured to keep the masses docile and content as the CIA pumps neurotoxins through the theater vents making us submissive and keeping us from questioning authority, thereby dampening our drive to rise up against a corrupt system... BUT just to be safe, you should come to our movie night. Cult films, fine ales, and none of those pesky headaches that come with a neural reprogramming!
Previews at 6:30
Mystery Movie at 7:00!